LightningRod728

I guess I have some explaining to do, don't I? Concerning my inactivity, that is. Maybe this will give you an idea about why I've only been coming on once in a blue moon. As well as explain why I haven't fulfilled the remaining commissions.

Let me tell you that this year's been a hell of a rollercoaster. It started off with some family-related issues that are too personal to talk about. Only two people on here really know what's going on in my life but I can't tell anyone else. All I can say is that it hit like Miley Cyrus, a wrecking ball. And it's caused a huge impact on all of us. Because of that, things are not going at all well for my family. During this moment of crisis, I've had to put in more hours at work and I don't usually get home till late in the evening. And even then, I'm too exhausted to bother logging on. The way things seem to be right now, it doesn't look like that's going to change anytime soon. If at all. And that's simply why I haven't been active lately. I don't want to go into further detail because it's really nobody's business but my own.

With that explained, I would now like to give my sincerest apologies to , , , and for my failure to fulfill your commissions. Your points have been refunded and I am sorry to have disappointed. Especially sorry to the latter two, who have wanted me to draw for them for the longest time. But maybe your points can be given to another artist who can fulfill what I failed to do. Even better than I could, for that matter. I've been too busy with this miserable thing that we call "reality" to find any time to make any art. I hope that you understand.

I guess that's my update. In case anybody was wondering. Again, I apologize to the four deviants above for my failure. I hope that you understand. Anyway, the night is calling, I have to go. The show doesn't stop. But that's life, I guess. Oh well, at least Baja Blast is back in stores.

I'm done. Good night, people.

"FuCk yoUR LiFE, DoLFo."

Get a life, you asshole!

EDIT: CLOSED!

Only for the first few who comment here or note me. So if you'd like me to draw you something then hit me up. And please state whether you would like a PC or an AT and we can talk things over. But hurry because slots are limited.

As a reminder, PC's are 40 for a max of three characters, plus 10 extra for each additional character if they exceed three.

1. AT (reserved)
2. PC
3. PC
4. PC
5. PC
6. PC

So hit me up and let's talk business. Have a nice day!

"DoN'T noBODy WanT ThEM sHiTS, DoLfo!"

Fuck off! You're only jealous that you didn't get one last time!

EDIT: That's all folks! Slots have been filled!

Oh why not? It is the season of giving after all. And besides, it's been since fire was discovered that I last accepted art trades and commissions. And for this occasion only, I will allow even those who commissioned me the last time to get in on this since it's been so long. So everyone's available to ask me. Think of it as me giving thanks. So here it is, that time again! The time where you ask me for a drawing, offer me points, I draw it, and present it to you!

Of course, let's not forget the rules here. See my donation pool for the guidelines. Prices for commissions are below. There is also the option to partake in an art trade if you're short on points. I have 8 slots available so GTFIH if you'd like to get in on point commissions or art trades.

40 for up to three characters
10 extra if the amount exceeds three.

Without further ado, let's get to it!

1. PC
2. AT
3. CLASSIFIED
4. AT
5. PC
6. PC
7. AT
8. PC
Extra: PC
Extra: PC

Comment here and tell me whether you'd like a commission or an art trade and we can discuss things here or through notes if you prefer.

Speak now or forever hold your peace. And it just might be forever till the next I'm accepting these things again. And let's all be polite to everyone here too. So come holler at yo boy!

Thanks for stopping by and don't trip on the way out.

Ya know, I'm usually the kind of guy who holds his peace but this is something that's been really irking for like forever and enough's enough. It's about time I finally spoke up.

Why are some people so overly sensitive? In case you don't know it, this is a public site where we all have the freedom to speak how we want. I may sound a bit harsh when I talk to you but can you really be that easily offended? Hell, I can praise and compliment you and you'd still argue with me or hide my comments or whatever. I'll never understand you. I don't even think I want to.

I usually don't call anyone out but I'll make an exception. THIS is the person I'm talking about. And if you believe anything they say about me, you'd be quite the fool.

I really wanted to get that off my chest. Man, I feel better. Some things shouldn't be contained. Oh well. I just realized what today is. Today marks exactly three years since I changed my username. But who cares? Watch your step on the way out and have a nice day.

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What's crackin'? Today was the day we've waited for ever since the Smash Ballot opened up. Yes, the Final Smash Presentation. "Final Smash." You get it?

Joking aside, I normally don't make posts like this but with today being such a huge event for Super Smash Bros. I couldn't resist. I've seen the direct and all Sakurai has left to offer and I wanted to share my thoughts on it.

WARNING! SPOILERS APPROACHING!

There are three new DLC characters we're expecting. One who we already knew about and two that were announced today. Here's what I think of each of them.

Cloud (Final Fantasy): I'm gonna get killed in my sleep for this. But I've never played a single Final Fantasy game at all. Hell, I don't even know where to start. What number are they on now, like 50? To many of us, Cloud was very unexpected because he seemed more like a Sony kind of guy. I guess his inclusion is a way to promote the Final Fantasy VII remake, even though that game's not coming to Nintendo. At first I kind of "ehh" about Cloud's inclusion because his moveset looked very close to Ike's, who I've mained since Brawl. And I didn't like the idea of another character being a knockoff of one of my favorites. However, I'm also fine with his inclusion because at least we get a newcomer instead of a veteran. That's what we want right, newcomers? Not someone we've played before like Wolf. So I'm thankful for that. Don't think I'll play as Cloud very much, however. I'll stick with Ike. The Midgar stage looks awesome. Though I'm sure it'll be banned. Still, my "ehh" opinion of him hasn't changed in the slightest. He still seems like a pseudo-clone of Ike to me in the similar vein of Captain Falcon and Ganondorf.

Corrin (Fire Emblem Fates): Sakurai did say he was a fan of Fire Emblem so Corrin was kind of predictable. But he's not like a generic swordfighter and doesn't come close to Marth or Ike. He's got a lot of style and grace and looks fun to play as. Much better than just throwing in another ordinary swordsman. His moveset helps him stand out from the rest like Robin does. That's what we need, variety. Fates is still only currently available in Japan but will receive a western release next year. Hey, Roy was made a fighter in Melee even before his actual game, right? He/she, depending on what gender you prefer, gets the LightningRod728 Seal of Approval.

Now it's time for the Smash Ballot winner. I'm not going to make a dramatic build-up so I'll just go right to it.

Bayonetta (Bayonetta): the #1 most voted character for the Smash Ballot. She is the sixth third party character to be added, as much as we didn't think anymore were necessary. I have no knowledge of her series at all but judging by her moveset, she looks like a very interesting character. Probably the most unique out of all the DLC fighters. Though I didn't really expect her since she's from an M-rated franchise but hey, so was Snake. It looks like Ganondorf's going to have some tough competition. Given her moveset, she looks like she's going to be a very competitive go-to for a lot of people. Hell, look at that recovery. While I do think she seems the most out of place, she does bring something totally different to the all-star brawler. I wasn't really hoping for her but I'm convinced. Bayonetta is welcome in my book. Fun fact: During development, there was once a rumor that said Zero Suit Samus was originally going to be Bayonetta but the idea was scrapped. And if you look closely at ZSS, especially her boots, she really does remind you of Bayonetta. But today, this still remains an unsolved mystery.

So of the three, which one is my favorite? I think I'd have to go with Corrin but Bayonetta is close behind. Don't care a lot about Cloud. I'm disappointed that the likes of Isaac or the Inklings didn't make it but I'm still satisfied with the result. It's a million times better than adding another Pokemon or Mario fighter to the 100 that we already have. I love to be the one to tell you but your beloved Toadette, Daisy, Birdo, Sceptile, Waddle Dee, K. Rool, Ice Climbers, Wolf, Banjo, and Shantae are officially dead. And I'm gonna savor every drop of the tears. Hey, my character didn't get in either but you don't see me bitching.

Still, the scar remains and the emptiness is not filled. RIP Isaac. The original protagonist of Golden Sun who won't live to fight another day. I really thought he had so much potential and would've stood out as a very unique character among the rest. As a magic user like Robin instead of a generic swordfighter. But alas, the Golden Sun has set. Best of luck in Smash 5, old friend. I'll still never forget you.

Nevertheless, there's still a huge thanks in order for Sakurai for dedicating his time to creating the latest installment of the all-star brawler. This man worked night and day to bring us the greatest Super Smash Bros. yet, sacrificing his vacation time and sleep to please us. In fact, he should've been on vacation last year and he would've gotten it but we demanded DLC. Instead of bitching, moaning, and whining that your favorite didn't make it in, show some appreciation toward the man. Thank you very much, Sakurai. We're all very grateful for your hard work. And enjoy your well deserved time off. Now go to sleep.

And that does it, Smash fans. Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/Nintendo 3DS will go down in history and will certainly be something we can tell our grandchildren about. With that, Super Smash Bros. is a wrap. Until the fifth game comes, and let's be real. Yes, there will be one. Smash is money maker, after all. To all those who didn't recieve their precious character, better luck next time. Just enjoy the game for what it is now and be grateful Sakurai worked so hard on it to please us.

Thanks for coming by. Don't slip on the tears on your way out and help yourself to the tissues.